How Ziltoid really got rejected by the Planet Smasher…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup dawgie ?
You: Nothing, just sitting in my spaceship
Stranger: omg that is SO cool
You: about to summon the 6th dimensional planet smasher.
You: for I am Ziltoid the Omniscient!
Stranger: oh… UR summoning me?
You: Are you Herman?
Stranger: yeah
You: Yes
You: well
Stranger: hermann .. but yeah
You: I want to break a planet
You: which planet should we break?
Stranger: which actually means gentleman in english…. the irony!
Stranger: hm
Stranger: tatooene?
You: too feeble!
Stranger: indeed…
Stranger: hm
Stranger: the fuck i know.. im just the smasher…
Stranger: u need the planet coordinator
You: Let me ask the commander..
You: hm
You: he says
You: the red one.
Stranger: =O
Stranger: mars?
You: Indeed…
Stranger: hm
Stranger: rule 34 tho..
You: RULE 34 DOES NOT APPLY ON ZILTOIDIA 9
Stranger: IT DOES
Stranger: THE GAME!
Stranger: YOU HAS LOST IT!!!
Stranger: =)
You: Ziltoid is most displeased.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Let me introduce myself, my name is Robert. I play guitar, I write, I sing, I love, I hate, I exist and I don't exist. I'm in to astronomy, history, and am fascinated by nearly everything in the universe and beyond. I enjoy long drives to nowheresville, relaxing, reading, debating, learning, exploring, computers, gaming, and so on. You will always catch me thinking about something!Oh, and I hate trends and nearly everything mainstream. Society kind of sucks, too.
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